Collection: Cold P ! Your Favorite energy Drink

Cold P is a fake energy drink brand… with very real drip.
Born from a questionable idea and a powerful thirst for nonsense, Cold P blends absurd humor, dead-serious branding, and citrus chaos into one glorious aesthetic.

You won’t find it in stores. You can’t drink it.
But you can wear it — and that’s way more important.

Would you like some Cold P?